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imk
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Number of posts: 151
Age: 25
Location: india
Reputation: 0
Points: 159
Join Date: 2010-06-08
 |  Subject: JOKES JOKES & JOKES  Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:19 pm | |
| dosto yahan par aap apne jokes share kijiye, plz |
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imk
Senior Member
Number of posts: 151
Age: 25
Location: india
Reputation: 0
Points: 159
Join Date: 2010-06-08
| | Subject: Re: JOKES JOKES & JOKES Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:40 pm | |
| Funny Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..! |
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imk
Senior Member
Number of posts: 151
Age: 25
Location: india
Reputation: 0
Points: 159
Join Date: 2010-06-08
| | Subject: Re: JOKES JOKES & JOKES Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:42 pm | |
| Ek tha Raja…
Ek thi Rani…
Donon mar gaye khatam kahani.
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Neechay kya lash dhoond rahay ho??? Bola na kahani khatam |
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imk
Senior Member
Number of posts: 151
Age: 25
Location: india
Reputation: 0
Points: 159
Join Date: 2010-06-08
| | Subject: Re: JOKES JOKES & JOKES Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:42 pm | |
| Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai. |
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imk
Senior Member
Number of posts: 151
Age: 25
Location: india
Reputation: 0
Points: 159
Join Date: 2010-06-08
| | Subject: Re: JOKES JOKES & JOKES Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:43 pm | |
| Girlriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera sweet gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby bolo...
Funniest Boyfriend: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt ? |
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imk
Senior Member
Number of posts: 151
Age: 25
Location: india
Reputation: 0
Points: 159
Join Date: 2010-06-08
| | Subject: Re: JOKES JOKES & JOKES Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:43 pm | |
| Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Funniest Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti ? |
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imk
Senior Member
Number of posts: 151
Age: 25
Location: india
Reputation: 0
Points: 159
Join Date: 2010-06-08
| | Subject: Re: JOKES JOKES & JOKES Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:44 pm | |
| DOSTO AAP LOGO SE BHI DARKHAST HE KI APNE SMS SHARE KARE.  |
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imk
Senior Member
Number of posts: 151
Age: 25
Location: india
Reputation: 0
Points: 159
Join Date: 2010-06-08
| | Subject: Re: JOKES JOKES & JOKES Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:47 pm | |
| man: Ye main bardasht nhi kr sakta,
Tumare hotel me bohat saari Makheyan hai.
Waiter: Hukam karen sir! Aap kitni bardasht kr sakte hy?
Baki ko bahar nekal dun ga. |
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imk
Senior Member
Number of posts: 151
Age: 25
Location: india
Reputation: 0
Points: 159
Join Date: 2010-06-08
| | Subject: Re: JOKES JOKES & JOKES Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:48 pm | |
| Teacher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya hai aur aap laddu khila rahe hai?Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai,bahumat 2 mere bete ke saath hai. |
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imk
Senior Member
Number of posts: 151
Age: 25
Location: india
Reputation: 0
Points: 159
Join Date: 2010-06-08
| | Subject: Re: JOKES JOKES & JOKES Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:49 pm | |
| mein tumhy bangla dilaonga
boy:
mein tumhy bangla dilaonga
car dilaonga
gold k dhiar laga dunga...
girl:
acha ye batao shaam ko park aao gy...???
boy:
haan agar dost ny bike de di tou.... |
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imk
Senior Member
Number of posts: 151
Age: 25
Location: india
Reputation: 0
Points: 159
Join Date: 2010-06-08
| | Subject: Re: JOKES JOKES & JOKES Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:50 pm | |
| Hostel student 2 his frnd:
"yaar dhoka ho gya".
Friend-"kya ho gya?".
studnt-"bhai kitab k liye paise mangvaaye the,
gharwalo ne kitabe bhej di'. |
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imk
Senior Member
Number of posts: 151
Age: 25
Location: india
Reputation: 0
Points: 159
Join Date: 2010-06-08
| | Subject: Re: JOKES JOKES & JOKES Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:51 pm | |
| Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya.. ?
Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi..
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imk
Senior Member
Number of posts: 151
Age: 25
Location: india
Reputation: 0
Points: 159
Join Date: 2010-06-08
| | Subject: Re: JOKES JOKES & JOKES Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:40 pm | |
| frnd plz mesges post karo. |
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SajjadKhan
Website Team
Number of posts: 1397
Age: 27
Location: FaR AwAy In ThE SeA
Reputation: 4
Points: 2239
Join Date: 2008-08-12
| | Subject: Re: JOKES JOKES & JOKES Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:33 pm | |
| IMK really nice jokesssss buddy.. Tks for sharing _________________  !!`tRy...To..bE..smaRT..BuT..doNt...Try..to..Be...Ov3r smArt..`!!Follow Me on Twitter : www.twitter.com/sajjadkhan84 Facebook : www.facebook.com/sajjad4khan |
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imk
Senior Member
Number of posts: 151
Age: 25
Location: india
Reputation: 0
Points: 159
Join Date: 2010-06-08
| | Subject: Re: JOKES JOKES & JOKES Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:17 pm | |
| thanx sajjad bhai. aap bhi ane jokes share kijiye aur other members ko bhi kahiye plz |
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